February 2012
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why doesn't tom hanks just host everything?
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Everytime I try to make a mix, I get lost in my own most delicious of musical flavor and I never finish them.
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godheadcomplex replied to your post: I can’t tell if I’m paranoid or beginning to ghost…
if youre ghost-noting your asks shouldnt go through but ive gotten yours!
well that’s good too know, its actually that the side of my page was looking a little funny but I’m on different computer so maybe that’s it. Where would I be if I didn’t have you to quell my...
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I can’t tell if I’m paranoid or beginning to ghost note…
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I was checking myself out in a car window and there was someone in the car. Instead of becoming overwhelmingly flustered like I should have I formed the smuggest half smile I could, ran my hands through my gently wind tousled locks and gave the unsuspecting motorist a wink and went on with my business while I slowly died on the inside from embarrassment.
Everyone seems supremely bummed out. I mean like, I’m being brought down by second misery here. You assholes need to buck up before I pull up a stool for my noose, no kidding…my suicide note will read, “I killed myself because you guys were so in the toilet that it literally mocked all the happiness in my soul.”
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I told my parental units I was giving up living for lent and my dad just nodded and my mom said, “mhmm that’s nice”. It pangs my heart a little when my parents don’t give into my jackassery…
“….HEY GUYS FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS I WANNA BE DEAD.” “That’s swell Jessica, can you take the dog out please.”
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cassandradarling asked: Hello lady, I miss you <3
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The moment where you debate whether its appropriate to tell your boss to, “chill out”. You mull it around and after very little consideration of the consequences you go for it, and it works out well as everyone shares a good chuckle. Your noteworthy sense of humor has once again served in your favor.